Where have you gone, Melky Cabrera?

Speaking of Melky, Mr. Consistency has really fallen off a cliff since hitting for the cycle, eh? It's pretty funny; right after the cycle a slew of blog posts and articles popped up hoping that Melky may have finally gotten past getting stuck in these prolonged slumps, and could be a productive player for all six months of the season.

Unfortunately, I'm still not quite sold on our pal Leche. He's definitely improved significantly over his wretched 2008 campaign, but his OPS+ is back below 100, and I'm not sure he'll ever be anything but a below-average player.